- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
At a restaurant:
- Waiter: "Would you like a table?"
- Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
- friend: how long does it take to get there?
- me: about 5 songs
- Alex Gaskarth: There is a legacy in the making, being traced in the sands of time, tripped up and slowed by fleeting wishes that come and go like summer rain, carried on the wings of an undying faith in a promise that there is something on the other side of the horizon worth being found. I am drawn to that unknown like a fish on a line, yet, the hands of fiends lay claim to idle stride— and from the top of every tower, of every wall built to stand in my way, they perch, punching holes in the Earth and filling them with oceans of misguided ambition that I am forced to sail, blindly, on the ebbs and swells of my lost hopes and dreams.
- Jack Barakat: Cocks dicks condoms sex fucking robots Home Alone
- Rian Dawson: Stop fucking around this is serious.
- Zack Merrick:
